its not stalking. its research.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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