i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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