this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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