It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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