For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar