I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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