that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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