Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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