Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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