I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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