Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Umm I'm too high to move.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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