Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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