Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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