Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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