She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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