True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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