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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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