Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He has the fingertips of a God
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