carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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