i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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