i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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