Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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