Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ketchup is God's man juice
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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