I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i believe in u and ur pee
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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