And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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