also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I looked at my own cervix.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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