Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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