yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
