I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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