this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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