Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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