At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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