If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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