The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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