Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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