I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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