I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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