That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
you had me at cake vodka
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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