I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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