SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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