Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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