You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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