I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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