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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:02am

    In Soviet Russia, Semen swim IN YOU!!!

  • 91 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:09am

    I'm a little teapot..... Full of cum

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:34am

    9:21: swallowing sucks. but you know what sucks more? cleaning the crap out of you hair, bedding, and furniture. that's why chicks swallow. it's an easier cleanup.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:28am

    this is hyperbole. get your literary devices straight, 1215.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:04am

    It doesn't make me feel more special, it just means a heartier dinner. How can you say no to that?

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:17am

    216 and 214 are 2 men talking to each other

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:37am

    This text is making me thirsty.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:27am

    I just hope you can aim it in my mouth.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:46am

    im a girl and i think this is nasty 1220 no, i dont like "a bigger load" youre thinking of pornstars ..i thought when guys had more it meant they hadnt gotten any in a while or gotten off in a while?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:07am

    ....and this is a good night for whom, exactly? certainly not the person covered in jizz soup.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:30am

    lol i can't believe you spelled "whores" correctly.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:45am

    2:56, You only got part of the proper female response. The full response is, "Thank you sir, may I have another!"

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:57am

    Why would a girl like the bigger load? It's not like it feels different (in a good way) or anything.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:54am

    20 Bucks says that the first 1:42 is in the military.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:30am

    Somebody pay the whore in here some attention!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:42am

    Thanks for cummin over

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:14am

    That really feels good 

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:54am

    some like to swallow but most that do only do it cause they know the guy likes it

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:13am

    Discussion has got me hot.... May need to unload now!!

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:53am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:36am

    1104, kill yourself.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:42am

    Can I join the 220 3-4some? :)

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:21am

    ok seriously, can girls tell me if they like to swallow, or do they do it it because we like it? or os it considered "disrespectful" to women?

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:04am

    wow 159, guys are so fucking stupid...so are girls if they agree with you why dont you just save it for yourself next time and squirt it all over your stomach

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:48pm

    Have you ever found a TFLN that you sent? Well this one's from me. I am officially embarrassed.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:26am

    why do you all assume a chick wrote this?

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:18pm

    I saved up 21 days once. Fire fucking hose. Shot 6 feet. 11 squirts. Worth the wait.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:21pm

    Are we sure this isn't a guy?

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20pm

    some girls actually like swallowing. this one girl i know for example loves the taste and she'll take giving head over sex 9 times out of 10. some girls do it because its less messy. some girls just do it not because they like it or its less messy, maybe cuz they know guys like it. some let you bust in their vag. some say bust somewhere on them. and some just tell you to get that shit away from them. all depends on what kind of girl your messing around with

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:21am

    I hope he ate a lot of citrus, yummy!

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Betterdayyz on Feb 22, 11 at 10:14am

    I got some fer the girls n here hit me up. I put it all up ya

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:47am

    KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    well you should! the more the better!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:56am

    So, there's this pretzel shop I know of near my place of work. They actually have this menu item that is a pretzel with bacon baked inside. I might have eaten the long lost love child of the thirsty pretzel guy and the bacon guy yesterday. It was horrible. D:

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:07am

    Cuz 2:04, that's what girls are for, duh!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:40pm

    no, girls don't give a shit how much cum you have. only if she was trying to get preggers. keep a glove on it!

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:26am

    how is this a metaphor?

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:10pm

    7:25 ...a bit sexist...you should leave.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:50am

    (2:20) 2:42, penis or vagina?

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:36pm

    1048, do you spit or swallow?.....or swim? This posted text is funny as fuck. Thank you for all this entertainment.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:30am

    If you save up for a week and drink tons of water, it's like a shower. I'm on my fifth day of waiting and it's getting hard...

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:15am

    204, thats not advice, thanks though you keep eating all that cum guys and sluts go perfect together 204

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:06pm

    this text turned this place into a yahoo chatroom. But since we're on the subject, my girls out of town and I have been holding off on cumming for almost 10 days. I plan on choking her with my jizz on the car ride from the airport.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:34am

    This sounds delicious.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:19am

    Wrong I'm 2:16 and last time I checked which was very recently, I have a vagina. :) thanks

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:12pm

    10:48, sucks to be you

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:25am

    Girls better like a bigger load! The more I give you, the more I love you. The farther it shoots out, the more fun it was to do. Load size doesn't really increase past 24 hours in my experience.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:43pm

    Hey 3;30pm Shut up. Nobody wants to hear from some dyke.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:35pm

    118 you measured it and counted the number of squirts? did you have any time to enjoy it?

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:04am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:16am

    Can I help with that?

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:12am

    Dear 2:04, If guys squirted on their own stomachs what would us girls eat? Just friendly advice. Love, the other 2:04

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    Cum is fucking nasty, girls never let a guy bust on ur face, it's degrading..anyway girls are better in bed :p

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:52am

    1:21, ur my kinda girl... I love a woman who loves to swallow!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20am

    Don't girls like a bigger load?

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:25pm

    real guys don't care if a girls likes to swallow or not. If HE wants her to swallow then she damn well better. If she doesn't like it she can hit the road. Or he he can boot her ass out

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:06am

    That's what you get for banging an emo virgin.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:12am

    LOL!!! literally. No really...I just laughed out loud.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:34pm

    Omg ahahahaha,. As soon as I read this I got horny,. ;p

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20pm

    hahaha hell yeah. choke that bitch

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:26am

    HaHaHa oMg reAlLy!?!!!???//// WHORES

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:04am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:15am

    Revealing metaphor. Is this good or bad? GOOD NIGHT!

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:22am

    Save some for me 2:20!

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:20am

    2:16... You've got me throbbing... Damn!!!

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:31am

    woah i love to cum alot. feels so awesome

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:40pm

    If girls didn't love big loads, the scrotal infusion would not exist.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:44am

    Hwarf. Vomit. Eeew o.o

  • 54 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:56am

    The response that a woman should say after sex: "thank you sir."

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:16am

    2:14, I'd love your man juice if I could. Time for a midnight snack much?

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:32am

    Come on baby... I'll only put the tip in!

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:47am

    10:48 - Sorry.. That sucks

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:29am

    Hey guys, you know how you dont really care if a girl gets hers? well she doesnt care about your shit either...she just wants you to get off her or far away from her...as long as she got off and the sex was good thats all that really matters..who the hell cares about how big your load is

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:48am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:14am

    2:12, I'd love u if I could

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:59am

    Fucking makes me thirsty

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:31am

    1:35, you are my hero!!!!

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:23am

    (2:20) quit teasin me 2:22

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:24am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:04am

    sperm tastes like jesus's pee ;)

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:08am

    And previous 2:04, I'm glad u see the nutritional value in it, awesome! Bon apetite!

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:59am

    Well 1:57, I think they just feel like if it's alot then it means they r special, like "he saved up for" or "he likes me a whole lot!"... U know how sentimental girls can be...

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:50am

    I'm sure your mothers proud. Fucking orphan.

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:58pm

    Nothing like drowning a bitch. Wonder if you could get in trouble? I sure the duck wouldn't give mouth to mouth after that!!!

  • 42 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:01am

    i'm not sure about the quantity of the load vs. whether or not they've gotten off in a while, but i do know it tastes like battery acid if it's been a hot minute.

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:59am

    1:37, ur a freak! Mmmmmm...

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:38pm

    J'étais dans l'hall de natation et ai nagé plus que 3 kilomètres.

  • 34 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:54pm

    Damn....this thread has me throbbing, and I cum a lot too. 6-8 times a day and typically 4-6 big squirts. Any girls like that? anon is fapping (all one word) at yahoo I'll give ya every drop.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:42am

    No Better feeling than a powerful nut after having a girl spread and pounding her pussy with 9 hard inches as she screams! Wow!

  • 31 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:29am

    Haha that's hillarious -Lawlipop

  • 35 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:16pm

    Fucking disgusting. What a filthy cunt.

  • 30 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:41am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 30 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:42am

    What would chicks eat