I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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In Soviet Russia, Semen swim IN YOU!!!
I'm a little teapot.....
Full of cum
216 and 214 are 2 men talking to each other
9:21: swallowing sucks. but you know what sucks more? cleaning the crap out of you hair, bedding, and furniture. that's why chicks swallow. it's an easier cleanup.
It doesn't make me feel more special, it just means a heartier dinner. How can you say no to that?
this is hyperbole. get your literary devices straight, 1215.
im a girl and i think this is nasty
1220 no, i dont like "a bigger load" youre thinking of pornstars
..i thought when guys had more it meant they hadnt gotten any in a while or gotten off in a while?
ok seriously, can girls tell me if they like to swallow, or do they do it it because we like it? or os it considered "disrespectful" to women?
20 Bucks says that the first 1:42 is in the military.
no, girls don't give a shit how much cum you have. only if she was trying to get preggers. keep a glove on it!
some girls actually like swallowing. this one girl i know for example loves the taste and she'll take giving head over sex 9 times out of 10.
some girls do it because its less messy.
some girls just do it not because they like it or its less messy, maybe cuz they know guys like it. some let you bust in their vag. some say bust somewhere on them. and some just tell you to get that shit away from them.
all depends on what kind of girl your messing around with
....and this is a good night for whom, exactly?
certainly not the person covered in jizz soup.
Have you ever found a TFLN that you sent? Well this one's from me. I am officially embarrassed.
I just hope you can aim it in my mouth.
I saved up 21 days once. Fire fucking hose. Shot 6 feet. 11 squirts. Worth the wait.
This text is making me thirsty.
well you should! the more the better!
1104, kill yourself.
Discussion has got me hot.... May need to unload now!!
Why would a girl like the bigger load? It's not like it feels different (in a good way) or anything.
Can I join the 220 3-4some? :)
Are we sure this isn't a guy?
some like to swallow but most that do only do it cause they know the guy likes it
Shut up. Nobody wants to hear from some dyke.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Thanks for cummin over
(2:20) 2:42, penis or vagina?
2:56, You only got part of the proper female response. The full response is, "Thank you sir, may I have another!"
118 you measured it and counted the number of squirts? did you have any time to enjoy it?
That's what you get for banging an emo virgin.
lol i can't believe you spelled "whores" correctly.
Revealing metaphor. Is this good or bad? GOOD NIGHT!
I got some fer the girls n here hit me up. I put it all up ya
That really feels good
why do you all assume a chick wrote this?
So, there's this pretzel shop I know of near my place of work. They actually have this menu item that is a pretzel with bacon baked inside.
I might have eaten the long lost love child of the thirsty pretzel guy and the bacon guy yesterday. It was horrible. D:
1048, do you spit or swallow?.....or swim? This posted text is funny as fuck. Thank you for all this entertainment.
Save some for me 2:20!
I hope he ate a lot of citrus, yummy!
wow 159, guys are so fucking stupid...so are girls if they agree with you
why dont you just save it for yourself next time and squirt it all over your stomach
LOL!!! literally. No really...I just laughed out loud.
Somebody pay the whore in here some attention!
Girls better like a bigger load! The more I give you, the more I love you. The farther it shoots out, the more fun it was to do. Load size doesn't really increase past 24 hours in my experience.
If you save up for a week and drink tons of water, it's like a shower. I'm on my fifth day of waiting and it's getting hard...
how is this a metaphor?
this text turned this place into a yahoo chatroom. But since we're on the subject, my girls out of town and I have been holding off on cumming for almost 10 days. I plan on choking her with my jizz on the car ride from the airport.
If guys squirted on their own stomachs what would us girls eat? Just friendly advice.
Love, the other 2:04
Cuz 2:04, that's what girls are for, duh!
This sounds delicious.
Don't girls like a bigger load?
woah i love to cum alot. feels so awesome
2:16... You've got me throbbing... Damn!!!
hahaha hell yeah. choke that bitch
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
thats not advice, thanks though
you keep eating all that cum
guys and sluts go perfect together
7:25 ...a bit sexist...you should leave.
real guys don't care if a girls likes to swallow or not. If HE wants her to swallow then she damn well better. If she doesn't like it she can hit the road. Or he he can boot her ass out
Wrong I'm 2:16 and last time I checked which was very recently, I have a vagina. :) thanks
sperm tastes like jesus's pee ;)
10:48 - Sorry.. That sucks
Omg ahahahaha,. As soon as I read this I got horny,. ;p
Can I help with that?
1:21, ur my kinda girl... I love a woman who loves to swallow!
Hey guys, you know how you dont really care if a girl gets hers? well she doesnt care about your shit either...she just wants you to get off her or far away from her...as long as she got off and the sex was good thats all that really matters..who the hell cares about how big your load is
If girls didn't love big loads, the scrotal infusion would not exist.
10:48, sucks to be you
HaHaHa oMg reAlLy!?!!!???////
Come on baby... I'll only put the tip in!
Nothing like drowning a bitch. Wonder if you could get in trouble? I sure the duck wouldn't give mouth to mouth after that!!!
Well 1:57, I think they just feel like if it's alot then it means they r special, like "he saved up for" or "he likes me a whole lot!"... U know how sentimental girls can be...
Hwarf. Vomit. Eeew o.o
Fucking makes me thirsty
J'étais dans l'hall de natation et ai nagé plus que 3 kilomètres.
Haha that's hillarious -Lawlipop
2:14, I'd love your man juice if I could. Time for a midnight snack much?
The response that a woman should say after sex: "thank you sir."
And previous 2:04, I'm glad u see the nutritional value in it, awesome! Bon apetite!
1:35, you are my hero!!!!
(2:20) quit teasin me 2:22
Damn....this thread has me throbbing, and I cum a lot too. 6-8 times a day and typically 4-6 big squirts. Any girls like that? anon is fapping (all one word) at yahoo
I'll give ya every drop.
Cum is fucking nasty, girls never let a guy bust on ur face, it's degrading..anyway girls are better in bed :p
I'm sure your mothers proud. Fucking orphan.
1:37, ur a freak! Mmmmmm...
2:12, I'd love u if I could
No Better feeling than a powerful nut after having a girl spread and pounding her pussy with 9 hard inches as she screams! Wow!
i'm not sure about the quantity of the load vs. whether or not they've gotten off in a while, but i do know it tastes like battery acid if it's been a hot minute.
Fucking disgusting. What a filthy cunt.
What would chicks eat