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  • In Soviet Russia, Semen swim IN YOU!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:02am
  • I'm a little teapot..... Full of cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:09am
  • 216 and 214 are 2 men talking to each other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:17am
  • 9:21: swallowing sucks. but you know what sucks more? cleaning the crap out of you hair, bedding, and furniture. that's why chicks swallow. it's an easier cleanup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:34am
  • It doesn't make me feel more special, it just means a heartier dinner. How can you say no to that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:04am
  • this is hyperbole. get your literary devices straight, 1215.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:28am
  • im a girl and i think this is nasty 1220 no, i dont like "a bigger load" youre thinking of pornstars ..i thought when guys had more it meant they hadnt gotten any in a while or gotten off in a while?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:46am
  • ok seriously, can girls tell me if they like to swallow, or do they do it it because we like it? or os it considered "disrespectful" to women?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:21am
  • 20 Bucks says that the first 1:42 is in the military.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:54am
  • no, girls don't give a shit how much cum you have. only if she was trying to get preggers. keep a glove on it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:40pm
  • some girls actually like swallowing. this one girl i know for example loves the taste and she'll take giving head over sex 9 times out of 10. some girls do it because its less messy. some girls just do it not because they like it or its less messy, maybe cuz they know guys like it. some let you bust in their vag. some say bust somewhere on them. and some just tell you to get that shit away from them. all depends on what kind of girl your messing around with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20pm
  • ....and this is a good night for whom, exactly? certainly not the person covered in jizz soup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:07am
  • Have you ever found a TFLN that you sent? Well this one's from me. I am officially embarrassed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I just hope you can aim it in my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:27am
  • I saved up 21 days once. Fire fucking hose. Shot 6 feet. 11 squirts. Worth the wait.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:18pm
  • This text is making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:37am
  • well you should! the more the better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 1104, kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:36am
  • Discussion has got me hot.... May need to unload now!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:13am
  • Why would a girl like the bigger load? It's not like it feels different (in a good way) or anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:57am
  • Can I join the 220 3-4some? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:42am
  • Are we sure this isn't a guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:21pm
  • some like to swallow but most that do only do it cause they know the guy likes it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:54am
  • Hey 3;30pm Shut up. Nobody wants to hear from some dyke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:43pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:53am
  • Thanks for cummin over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:42am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:04am
  • (2:20) 2:42, penis or vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:50am
  • 2:56, You only got part of the proper female response. The full response is, "Thank you sir, may I have another!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:45am
  • 118 you measured it and counted the number of squirts? did you have any time to enjoy it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:35pm
  • That's what you get for banging an emo virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:06am
  • lol i can't believe you spelled "whores" correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:30am
  • Revealing metaphor. Is this good or bad? GOOD NIGHT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:15am
  • I got some fer the girls n here hit me up. I put it all up ya

    Submitted by Betterdayyz on Feb 22, 11 at 10:14am
  • That really feels good 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:14am
  • why do you all assume a chick wrote this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:26am
  • So, there's this pretzel shop I know of near my place of work. They actually have this menu item that is a pretzel with bacon baked inside. I might have eaten the long lost love child of the thirsty pretzel guy and the bacon guy yesterday. It was horrible. D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:56am
  • 1048, do you spit or swallow?.....or swim? This posted text is funny as fuck. Thank you for all this entertainment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Save some for me 2:20!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:22am
  • I hope he ate a lot of citrus, yummy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:21am
  • wow 159, guys are so fucking stupid...so are girls if they agree with you why dont you just save it for yourself next time and squirt it all over your stomach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:04am
  • LOL!!! literally. No really...I just laughed out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:12am
  • Somebody pay the whore in here some attention!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:30am
  • Girls better like a bigger load! The more I give you, the more I love you. The farther it shoots out, the more fun it was to do. Load size doesn't really increase past 24 hours in my experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:25am
  • If you save up for a week and drink tons of water, it's like a shower. I'm on my fifth day of waiting and it's getting hard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:30am
  • how is this a metaphor?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:26am
  • this text turned this place into a yahoo chatroom. But since we're on the subject, my girls out of town and I have been holding off on cumming for almost 10 days. I plan on choking her with my jizz on the car ride from the airport.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Dear 2:04, If guys squirted on their own stomachs what would us girls eat? Just friendly advice. Love, the other 2:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:12am
  • Cuz 2:04, that's what girls are for, duh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:07am
  • This sounds delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:34am
  • Don't girls like a bigger load?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20am
  • woah i love to cum alot. feels so awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:31am
  • 2:16... You've got me throbbing... Damn!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:20am
  • hahaha hell yeah. choke that bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:20pm
  • KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:47am
  • 204, thats not advice, thanks though you keep eating all that cum guys and sluts go perfect together 204

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:15am
  • 7:25 ...a bit sexist...you should leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:10pm
  • real guys don't care if a girls likes to swallow or not. If HE wants her to swallow then she damn well better. If she doesn't like it she can hit the road. Or he he can boot her ass out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Wrong I'm 2:16 and last time I checked which was very recently, I have a vagina. :) thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:19am
  • sperm tastes like jesus's pee ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:04am
  • 10:48 - Sorry.. That sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:47am
  • Omg ahahahaha,. As soon as I read this I got horny,. ;p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Can I help with that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:16am
  • 1:21, ur my kinda girl... I love a woman who loves to swallow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:52am
  • Hey guys, you know how you dont really care if a girl gets hers? well she doesnt care about your shit either...she just wants you to get off her or far away from her...as long as she got off and the sex was good thats all that really matters..who the hell cares about how big your load is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:29am
  • If girls didn't love big loads, the scrotal infusion would not exist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 10:48, sucks to be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:12pm
  • HaHaHa oMg reAlLy!?!!!???//// WHORES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:26am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:04am
  • Come on baby... I'll only put the tip in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:32am
  • Nothing like drowning a bitch. Wonder if you could get in trouble? I sure the duck wouldn't give mouth to mouth after that!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Well 1:57, I think they just feel like if it's alot then it means they r special, like "he saved up for" or "he likes me a whole lot!"... U know how sentimental girls can be...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:59am
  • Hwarf. Vomit. Eeew o.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:44am
  • Fucking makes me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:59am
  • J'étais dans l'hall de natation et ai nagé plus que 3 kilomètres.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:38pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:24am
  • Haha that's hillarious -Lawlipop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:29am
  • 2:14, I'd love your man juice if I could. Time for a midnight snack much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:16am
  • The response that a woman should say after sex: "thank you sir."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:56am
  • And previous 2:04, I'm glad u see the nutritional value in it, awesome! Bon apetite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:08am
  • 1:35, you are my hero!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:31am
  • (2:20) quit teasin me 2:22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:23am
  • Damn....this thread has me throbbing, and I cum a lot too. 6-8 times a day and typically 4-6 big squirts. Any girls like that? anon is fapping (all one word) at yahoo I'll give ya every drop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Cum is fucking nasty, girls never let a guy bust on ur face, it's degrading..anyway girls are better in bed :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • I'm sure your mothers proud. Fucking orphan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:50am
  • 1:37, ur a freak! Mmmmmm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:59am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:48am
  • 2:12, I'd love u if I could

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:14am
  • No Better feeling than a powerful nut after having a girl spread and pounding her pussy with 9 hard inches as she screams! Wow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:42am
  • i'm not sure about the quantity of the load vs. whether or not they've gotten off in a while, but i do know it tastes like battery acid if it's been a hot minute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:01am
  • Fucking disgusting. What a filthy cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:16pm
  • What would chicks eat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:42am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:41am