I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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I'm a little teapot.....
Full of cum
In Soviet Russia, Semen swim IN YOU!!!
216 and 214 are 2 men talking to each other
9:21: swallowing sucks. but you know what sucks more? cleaning the crap out of you hair, bedding, and furniture. that's why chicks swallow. it's an easier cleanup.
It doesn't make me feel more special, it just means a heartier dinner. How can you say no to that?
this is hyperbole. get your literary devices straight, 1215.
im a girl and i think this is nasty
1220 no, i dont like "a bigger load" youre thinking of pornstars
..i thought when guys had more it meant they hadnt gotten any in a while or gotten off in a while?
ok seriously, can girls tell me if they like to swallow, or do they do it it because we like it? or os it considered "disrespectful" to women?
20 Bucks says that the first 1:42 is in the military.
....and this is a good night for whom, exactly?
certainly not the person covered in jizz soup.
no, girls don't give a shit how much cum you have. only if she was trying to get preggers. keep a glove on it!
I saved up 21 days once. Fire fucking hose. Shot 6 feet. 11 squirts. Worth the wait.
some girls actually like swallowing. this one girl i know for example loves the taste and she'll take giving head over sex 9 times out of 10.
some girls do it because its less messy.
some girls just do it not because they like it or its less messy, maybe cuz they know guys like it. some let you bust in their vag. some say bust somewhere on them. and some just tell you to get that shit away from them.
all depends on what kind of girl your messing around with
Have you ever found a TFLN that you sent? Well this one's from me. I am officially embarrassed.
I just hope you can aim it in my mouth.
Why would a girl like the bigger load? It's not like it feels different (in a good way) or anything.
This text is making me thirsty.
1104, kill yourself.
well you should! the more the better!
Can I join the 220 3-4some? :)
Discussion has got me hot.... May need to unload now!!
Are we sure this isn't a guy?
Thanks for cummin over
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
some like to swallow but most that do only do it cause they know the guy likes it
118 you measured it and counted the number of squirts? did you have any time to enjoy it?
Shut up. Nobody wants to hear from some dyke.
(2:20) 2:42, penis or vagina?
lol i can't believe you spelled "whores" correctly.
Revealing metaphor. Is this good or bad? GOOD NIGHT!
That really feels good
So, there's this pretzel shop I know of near my place of work. They actually have this menu item that is a pretzel with bacon baked inside.
I might have eaten the long lost love child of the thirsty pretzel guy and the bacon guy yesterday. It was horrible. D:
2:56, You only got part of the proper female response. The full response is, "Thank you sir, may I have another!"
why do you all assume a chick wrote this?
I got some fer the girls n here hit me up. I put it all up ya
That's what you get for banging an emo virgin.
Somebody pay the whore in here some attention!
wow 159, guys are so fucking stupid...so are girls if they agree with you
why dont you just save it for yourself next time and squirt it all over your stomach
I hope he ate a lot of citrus, yummy!
1048, do you spit or swallow?.....or swim? This posted text is funny as fuck. Thank you for all this entertainment.
If you save up for a week and drink tons of water, it's like a shower. I'm on my fifth day of waiting and it's getting hard...
LOL!!! literally. No really...I just laughed out loud.
Save some for me 2:20!
Girls better like a bigger load! The more I give you, the more I love you. The farther it shoots out, the more fun it was to do. Load size doesn't really increase past 24 hours in my experience.
how is this a metaphor?
woah i love to cum alot. feels so awesome
If guys squirted on their own stomachs what would us girls eat? Just friendly advice.
Love, the other 2:04
This sounds delicious.
Cuz 2:04, that's what girls are for, duh!
Don't girls like a bigger load?
this text turned this place into a yahoo chatroom. But since we're on the subject, my girls out of town and I have been holding off on cumming for almost 10 days. I plan on choking her with my jizz on the car ride from the airport.
2:16... You've got me throbbing... Damn!!!
thats not advice, thanks though
you keep eating all that cum
guys and sluts go perfect together
real guys don't care if a girls likes to swallow or not. If HE wants her to swallow then she damn well better. If she doesn't like it she can hit the road. Or he he can boot her ass out
hahaha hell yeah. choke that bitch
Wrong I'm 2:16 and last time I checked which was very recently, I have a vagina. :) thanks
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
sperm tastes like jesus's pee ;)
Can I help with that?
7:25 ...a bit sexist...you should leave.
Omg ahahahaha,. As soon as I read this I got horny,. ;p
1:21, ur my kinda girl... I love a woman who loves to swallow!
10:48 - Sorry.. That sucks
Hey guys, you know how you dont really care if a girl gets hers? well she doesnt care about your shit either...she just wants you to get off her or far away from her...as long as she got off and the sex was good thats all that really matters..who the hell cares about how big your load is
If girls didn't love big loads, the scrotal infusion would not exist.
Hwarf. Vomit. Eeew o.o
Come on baby... I'll only put the tip in!
HaHaHa oMg reAlLy!?!!!???////
10:48, sucks to be you
Nothing like drowning a bitch. Wonder if you could get in trouble? I sure the duck wouldn't give mouth to mouth after that!!!
Fucking makes me thirsty
2:14, I'd love your man juice if I could. Time for a midnight snack much?
Well 1:57, I think they just feel like if it's alot then it means they r special, like "he saved up for" or "he likes me a whole lot!"... U know how sentimental girls can be...
Haha that's hillarious -Lawlipop
J'étais dans l'hall de natation et ai nagé plus que 3 kilomètres.
(2:20) quit teasin me 2:22
Damn....this thread has me throbbing, and I cum a lot too. 6-8 times a day and typically 4-6 big squirts. Any girls like that? anon is fapping (all one word) at yahoo
I'll give ya every drop.
The response that a woman should say after sex: "thank you sir."
1:35, you are my hero!!!!
And previous 2:04, I'm glad u see the nutritional value in it, awesome! Bon apetite!
I'm sure your mothers proud. Fucking orphan.
Cum is fucking nasty, girls never let a guy bust on ur face, it's degrading..anyway girls are better in bed :p
1:37, ur a freak! Mmmmmm...
2:12, I'd love u if I could
i'm not sure about the quantity of the load vs. whether or not they've gotten off in a while, but i do know it tastes like battery acid if it's been a hot minute.
Fucking disgusting. What a filthy cunt.
No Better feeling than a powerful nut after having a girl spread and pounding her pussy with 9 hard inches as she screams! Wow!
What would chicks eat