i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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