So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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