Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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