I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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