Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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