what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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