forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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