But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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