This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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