Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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