I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
