she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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