That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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