This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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