VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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